**game: Asterix & Obelix XXL** Vitalstatistix (French: Abraracourcix, in some translations Macroeconomix or Tonabrix) is the chief of the last Gaulish village to resist Roman invasion. **biography** Vitalstatistix makes sure everything is running smoothly and is carried around by Shield bearers. He has a wife named Impedimenta. Vitalstatistix is one proud Gaulish chief... too proud you could say... up himself even! Take "Asterix in Belgium" for instance. The Romans quote Julius Caesar as saying that the Belgians are the bravest of all the Gaulish peoples. Vitalstatistix, hearing this got all angry and decided to go to Belgium all on his own to prove that his people were the bravest.